Martin PeyrucMar 24Coca-Cola SpicedFoolish adventurers, you’ve entered the Crypt of the Relentless Gargoyle! Make your peace with the hereafter, for here you shall surely…...
Martin PeyrucFeb 25Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Cinnamon Sugar PopcornHey there, gentle reader, come on in and let me regale you with tales of the cuisines I’ve found on my many expeditions. Or, if you...
Martin PeyrucDec 9, 2023Van Leeuwen Dill Pickle French Ice CreamGreetings, chums (I like the term chums, it’s friendly, but it’s also a reminder that I will dump you into shark-infested waters if...
Martin PeyrucOct 30, 2023McDonald’s 2023 New Sauces: Mambo and Sweet & Spicy JamGreetings, loyal readers! As for my disloyal readers, your perfidiousness (am I torturing my translators, or do I like to talk like a...
Martin PeyrucOct 16, 2023Doritos Late Night Loaded TacoGood evening. It probably isn’t night, but I’m pretending. I’m Method writing, so I can be even more insufferable and have people take me...
Martin PeyrucOct 6, 2023Nothing Bundt Cakes Churro Dulce de Leche BundtletMy new corporate masters have cracked the whip and I’m ashamed to admit it, but I kind of liked it. This is mostly because I’m a deviant...